Penis Games

After years of timid depictions, video game developers seem to finally be showing more nuance when depicting their characters' foibles. Here are a few which deserve your consideration.

Give each team or individual a playdough penis and let them shape it to their heart's content - categories like 'Best Pecker" would work great here. Once complete, reward winners with some silly prizes.
Genital Jousting

Free Lives' Genital Jousting finally made it out of Steam Early Access after 14 months in Early Access and into full release with story mode and multiplayer support - but does it stand up against its competition or will its novelty fade away quickly?

At its core, Johnson remains an arcade game about throwing your digital Johnson at other players and thrusting his balls into their testicles - much like when it soft launched back in 2016. There are numerous mini games ranging from dog walking to rose picking available - as well as its original anarchic competitive online challenge mode that propelled it into cult fame in 2016. Now however, with its story mode introduced it offers an unexpectedly thoughtful and impactful take on toxic masculinity.
South Park

South Park is one of the most beloved animated adult series ever created and airing, boasting some of the most beloved recurring characters like Stan Marsh and Cartman while also including non-recurring ones. The show also addresses various subjects, such as religion, politics and celebrity culture - often with hilarious results! Parker and Stone's commentary is usually spot on. South Park is an Emmy Award-winning animated series on Comedy Central that has received much critical acclaim and fan support, earning several Emmy awards over time. They often discuss topics related to race, class and sexual orientation while being rich and white men in their 50s who don't pay enough attention during water cooler conversations to offer nuanced responses to water cooler topics like this one.
